Category Archives: Goofing off

There is nothing more American than fireworks, apple pie, and good ol fashion BBQ.  I might only be a few weeks old, but that doesn’t mean I only have to drink breast milk.  No way I am going to let … Continue reading →

So mom and dad thought it would be funny to throw a bunch of cash in my crib and let me roll around in it.  Kinda like in the movies.  I’ve never felt so violated.  Benjamin Franklin and I were … Continue reading →

It is quite obvious that I have a full head of hair.  It is enough to make the women swoon and the men jealous with envy.  Apparently it is also super fun for mom to wet it down and style … Continue reading →